It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
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This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
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My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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