i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
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I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
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Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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