I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
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Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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