how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
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PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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