Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
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i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
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He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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