He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
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Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
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Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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