literally had 100 drinks last night.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
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Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
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I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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