i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
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My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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