I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
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My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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