I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
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Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
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He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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