Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
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Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
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My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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