Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
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She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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