Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
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My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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