billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
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Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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