come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
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I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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