there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
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Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
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So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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