can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
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I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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