she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
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Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
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Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
so much tequila, so little girl.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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