this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
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drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
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Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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