Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
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What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
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I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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