Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
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already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
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He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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