I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
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At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
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