You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
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You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
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Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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