Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
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I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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