Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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