I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
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I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
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When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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