What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
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Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
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what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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