You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
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Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
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So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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