last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
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Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
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I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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