forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
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Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
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Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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