K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
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Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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