And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
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The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
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I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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