the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
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He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
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I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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