I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
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HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
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Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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