she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
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fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
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Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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