At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
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theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
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My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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