He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
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Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
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If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
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You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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