dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
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He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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