Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
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gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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