How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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