it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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