their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
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That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
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Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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