New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
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I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
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