did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
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my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
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And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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