Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
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he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
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I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
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i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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