try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
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He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
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Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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