So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
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I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
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do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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