your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
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I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
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we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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