Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
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The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
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He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
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