oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
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We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
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do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
did i just pee glitter
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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